Character Info

Kenny McCormic is 8 years old and wears a hood over his face so you can't understand what he says. Supposively he is fouled mouthed. He is friends with Kyle, Stan, and Cartman. Kenny loves to kill things. Kenny dies every episode.

Kyle Broslofski is 8 years old and is very foul mouthed. He is jewish, and he has an elephant for a pet. He likes to play "Kick The Baby" with his brother, Ike. he is resented at school because his mom organized a boycott against the Cartoon Channel to get Terence&Phillip taken off the air. His friends are Stan, Cartman, and Kenny.

Eric Cartman is 8 years old and has a foul mouth. He has a pet pot-belly pig, and he loves to eat Cheesy Poofs. Also, he loves to watch T.V. He had an anal probe inserted into him by the visitors. His mother spoils him and does whatever he says to do. He is friends with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny.

Stanley Marsh is 8 years old and is foul mouthed. He has a sister who beats him up. His parents are fairly forgiving. He is the star quarterback of the South Park Elementary School football team. He has a gay dog for a pet. His friends are Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny.

Chef is the elementary school cafeteria chef. He helps Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, and Stan when they need it. He loves to sing songs.

Officer Barbrady is the police officer that watches over South Park. The not to bright Barbrady doesn't notice a lot of things.

Ike Broslofski is Kyle's baby brother. Kyle likes to kick him since he looks sorta like a football. He doesn't talk in complete sentences and is speaks unclearly.

Mr. Garrison is the kid's teacher. He doesn't care what the kids say. He dislikes Kathy Lee Gifford because she beat him out of a talent competition when they were little. He expresses his feelings thru his puppet, Mr. Hat.

Mr. Garrison's hand puppet. Mr. Hat is how Mr. Garrison expresses his feelings.

Wendy Testaburger is Stan's "girlfriend". Whenever she talks to Stan he throws up on her. Her paper on the intelligence of dolphins lost the essay contest.