Top Ten Things to Say To
a Woman
1) Get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen and make me some
pie!
2) You shut your mouth, and make babies!
3) You shut up, and, do my laundry!
4) Stop dressing me up like a mailman, and making me
dance for you, while you go smoke crack in
your bedroom, and have sex with some guy I don't even
know, in my dad's bed!
5) Damn woman, I just gave you sweet love five minutes
ago! You trying to kill me?!
6) Listen Missy! Why don't you go knit me a sweater,
before I slap you across the face!
7) It's okay babe, I'm here.
8) Hey! I didn't throw up!
9) I don't wanna trick or treat with you, you lied to
me!
10) Before you beat me into a bloody pulp, I'd just like
to tell you that, you're my sister, and I love you.
Top Ten Ways to Insult Somebody
1) Your family is so poor that yesterday they had to take
out second morgage on their cardboard box!
2) You have such a fat ass that when you walk down the
street peopel say 'God damnit! That's a fat ass!'
3) At least my mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore
Magazine!
4) Dildo!
5) Make me plebian!
6) You pompus son of a whore!
7) You little pecker!
8) Stan's dog's a homo! Stan's dog's a homo!
9) You look pretty enough to kiss! Wanna be my girlfriend?!
10) Has your dog been to any pride marches lately? Maybe
you should take him to a Barbra Striesann concert.
Top Ten Ways To Die
1) Sling-shot your body into a building.
2) Get hit by a police car.
3) Get touched by death.
4) Blow up after hearing Richard Stamos sing.
5) Get sawed in half.
6) Get hit by MIR Space Station.
7) Get shot by aliens.
8) Get decapitated by an oposing football team's defense.
9) Five words: "It's comin' right for us!"
10) Get microwaved
Top Ten Halloween Costumes
1) Raggedy Andy
2) Adolf Hitler
3) Solar System
4) Chewbacca
5) Edward James Olmos
6) Chewbacca
7) A woman
8) A member of the Klu Klux Klan
9) A vampire
10) Chewbacca
Top Ten Chart Topping Songs
in South Park
10) Kumbia - Ned and Jimbo
9) Oh Holy Night - Eric Cartman
8) School Days - the kids
7) Dredial, Dredial - Kyle
6) Goin' Down to South Park - Primus
5) Oh Cathy Lee - Chef
4) Happy Birthday To Me - The Lord Jesus Christ
3) Make Love to Ya Woman - Chef
2) Even When I'm Dead - Chef
1) I'm Gonna be on Television - Cartman
Top Ten South Park Sayings
10) Kick ass!
9) Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs
8) Mmmphhmmmm!
7) What the hell was that?
6) You butt-pipe!
5) Get off my property you brain-eating zombie bastards!
4) Mmmphh mmmphhmm mmmphhhmmm mmmph
3) What color is the wind?
2) Seig hail!
1) Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastard!